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Tuesday, July 31, 2001

 
Beaing dead in the valley is kinda amuseing after this mornings words to live by. I am talking Clan Lord for all of those of you who are clueless.. But least I am as Tryst said fallen with the best of them. It is a fun game thought I do get mad at DT at times cause they do try so hard to ruin it for some of us. Well since a few people have now asked... here is my short list of most commenly used abreviations..
BRB Be Right Back
BTW-By The Way
NFL-Not Fing Likley
NFG-No Fing Good
XGF-ex girl friend
NGF-New girl friend
NFC-No Fing Clue
STFU-Shut The F up

Ok if you have questions on others you should be able to figure them out from those..If not, well then STFU.. Hmm I say F alot in them don't I. Oh well..
posted by Chuck Pierce 8:27 PM 0 comments

 
Well now been doing this for a week. and I have to admit I do like reading the comments. So to all the folks who find this little home of mine, feel free to tell others. And the best by far blurb about it this place came from www.nosuch.org...

Mortis is another clanner striking out with a blog of his
own, and the results speak pretty well for themselves.
Mortis doesn't fuss too much with things like spelling and
punctuation over at A Day in the Life, but if you can look
past that, you're in for a good ride. It's not every day
you get to read a blog that will no doubt be subpoenaed
for part of a criminal trial at some point in the future. It's
a fascinating glimpse into a very unusual mind.

Yea so there.. and my teachers allways said I would amount to nothing.
posted by Chuck Pierce 4:12 PM 1 comment

 
Well went grocery shoping, hehe spent 69.69$ pure random luck, but amusing...Anyways, got stuff my mom could almost be proud of. I strongly believe there should be a law against a bacholer going shoping alone.. you need soemone to make you feel guilty for buying 4 boxes of frootloops and 15 tv dinners. But I was good none of either. I even got some mildy healthy crap. And a bottle of wine. Christ. let me do a minor rant here about shoping centers..

Ok THANKS for haveing 650 different types of wine. I am sure many people only want a certian type. But for those of us who have NO clue its a complete random guess. I knew I didn't want a red. That was all. And buy you feel like a moron going to the little computer thingy and looking up what goes well with chicken. I think we need a new way to sort wine bottles. Hmm I guess "good" and "tastes like crap" are not good catagories, but lets think of some. Surly there must be some way to organise them.. Or better yet, how about carrying like oh I dont know 50 types.. 50 types someone can work through and try em all.. but really, If i want a specialty wine, then I would goto a ... Drum roll please, Wine store. I mean really your a supermarket.. well super but at a bottle a night no one could finish your selection in a few years so give it a rest. I think we need to hold a protest out in front of the store's. " We are whining about wine" could be a nice placard.. anyways I guess this should be called a whine not a rant and it wasn't even that good a one.. I guess its good I just bought so crackers, cause now I have something to go with my whine...
posted by Chuck Pierce 2:33 PM 54 comments

 
I had a dream last night about a girl from high School named Stacy K. She was giveing me a blowjob in church and it wasn't even a good one. If anyone can figure that out I am mighty interested.. cause NFC where that one came from.
posted by Chuck Pierce 7:25 AM 8 comments

 
Yea though I walk through the vally of death I will fear no evil, For I AM the meanest motherfucker in the valley.
I feel bad and I am not in a good mood. I think it is time to start shooting tourists.
posted by Chuck Pierce 7:21 AM 2 comments

Monday, July 30, 2001

 
A lion wakes up one morning and he feels fine. He knows he is the king of the jungle and is in just a great mood. He heads down to get a drink and see's a buffalo. " look at you you ugly buffalo, your coat is shaggy and to thick, you have ugly horns on your head and you walk funny I am so much better than you." the buffalo sobs and runs away. Then Mr Lion passes a woodchuck. "Look at you woodchuck spending your whole life runing underground like a rodent. You have big ugly teath and you are not even worth the bother to est" The woodchuck scampers away and has a good cry. The Mr Lion comes accross a frog in the water. "you have to be the uglyest of all your green and scaley and covered with worts. you make me sick just to look at you" to which the frog repleys "Fuck you I have been sick"

Sorry just felt the need. If you don't get it the first time then you never will its one of those type of jokes.

posted by Chuck Pierce 7:13 PM 1 comment

 
Well I still feel like crap. But the NGF made a care package delivery.. Some pizza a book and most important some of the great sniffling,sneezing, why am I wakeing up on the kitchen floor medicen. WOOHOO baby, stomach meet mr NyQuil. The big Q. Denis leary i think did a whole bit on the big Q once.. a great bit. Anyways hopefully it will put me to sleep tonite. Still depressed about seeing the dogs. Sigh.
posted by Chuck Pierce 7:01 PM 0 comments

 
Sigh. Went and go some crap from the xgf.. Saw the dogs.. god how I miss them. First time I have seen them since 10am april 4th. Sigh. But I lived through it.. and I don't think I will see them again. It's just to hard on them and me.
posted by Chuck Pierce 3:13 PM 0 comments

 
Well very cool heard form an OLD OLD friend from my highschool dyas.. One of the very fem fems I never got into the pants of and regreted it. Hmm not even sure I tried very hard, but she was a great person and I might have passed to not screw up our friendship.. Or way more likly I did try and she told me to get stuffed. Anyways great to hear from her and hopefully will see her in a few weeks. Ok and I can describe her to you all easly.. ok a comercial, for philps cdr I think. Young guy makes a dinner and burns a cd of songs.. candlelit table, doorbell goeurgous redhead at door. they sit, its awkwadrd, and then the music starts and its head banging metal. And they start to dance at the table.. well that girl looks JUST like this girl. even the smile reminded me of her.. Ok im gonna take a nap i feel like crap.
posted by Chuck Pierce 12:06 PM 0 comments

 
Oh and also I forgot, the picture on the front of a nice stream and a mountian. NOT. Talk about complete marketing crap. Makes me wonder about the blueberries this here pop tart has in it. Do you think they came from that nice field with all the kids frolicing?
posted by Chuck Pierce 1:29 AM 3 comments

 
You know I am really not right in the head when its 1 in the morning and I am considering the place striped toothpaste has in our society.. Well here is an other one.. And I qoute."Found deep in the woods of Maine,Poland Spring natural spring water is exeptionally well protected by nature. For over 150 years people Have apprechiated its distinctive, clean, crisp taste." Wow is that complete bull shit. In the name of brevity I will endevour to quickly hit a few points on this subject. Ok point 1. Deep in the woods of Maine. Yea right. Look it up on a map folks Poland spring is near Lewiston Auburn... I will accept deep in the bowles of slumville Maine, or even Near Frogtown Norht in Maine, or even Deap in the culturly and depresion ridden bowles of Maine. But deap in the woods? look on a map.. go 100 miles north of there thats what we call woods. Point 2. It is on the aquafer of the androscogin river. Now the river is much better now, I have been told you can actually eat the fish in the river, if you can find one and only one per year..Seriously if you want kids with one head don't eat the fish. It used to be that you could literally walk accross the river it was so poluted. Point 3. Sure it is protected by anture, but it is Man that tends to polute.. and trust me I know of 2 superfund cleanup sites in the generall area. So explain to me how the hell nature is protecting it? Armed guards? Mobile security forces? Point 4. For over 150 years people have been drinking this water that Moose shit in, and fish die in. Did people drink it 150 years ago? prob, but I have driven by the place many times and I have yet to see a line forming out front of people waiting to drink it.Point 5. the taste of moose shit is distinctive I have been told so I will agre with this one. Last but not least, Point 6. the water you are drinking did not frigging come from Maine. If you think they bottle water and ship it to NYC and parts all around the world you are DREAMING. Not to mention I know a guy who drives truck for them.. they carry the bottles. The water is crap out of your tap filtered a tiny bit with fake moose shit flavour added. Hell I am drinking a bottle I bought about 10 miles from the spring and I will bet it didn't come from it. So you ask yourself, What is the point of this diatribe on a poor bottleing company? well I can't sleep and I need to take a piss.... I figure at least 50% is their fault.
posted by Chuck Pierce 1:25 AM 10 comments

 
A question I put to you all, at 1 AM in the morning I might add, Which is more of a sign of modern day decadence and moral disestableshmentism.. Violnce in the streets or striped toothpaste. Please respond in essay format.
posted by Chuck Pierce 12:55 AM 6 comments

 
If you love something set it free. If it comes back to you it is yours. If it doesn't then hunt it down and kill it. Just my morning thought for a friend who is for the 2nd time getting the shaft by someone she loves. Men suck, Yea Yea. Men Suck, Ya Yea. Trust me I am one I know. But really, this poor girl has like no self image cause some royal dickhead keeps screwing up her life. Hopefully she is going to move on now and redo from start. And um dickhead, I love ya like a bro but your still a dickhead. Well anyways, they will work it out, hopefully I was able to help and not screw it up completly.
posted by Chuck Pierce 12:35 AM 3 comments

Sunday, July 29, 2001

 
Well got an hour or so of a nap but I think I am gonna be up most of the night. Sigh. Feels like my sinus's are full of lead. I know you all don't really care, but deal with it. I am one of those freeks who NEVER gets sick. Like years usually go by tween colds. So when I get one it pisses me off in a big way. Ok talking about pissing me off. for some strange reason when the browser is on this url.. the post blog url my damn HD is ticking away. What is up with that. I dont think I have ever heard it do this anywhere else.. Must be some scripting crap running or something. Or my comp already hates these Blogs... could well be it. MAn the crap comin gout of my nose is like lemon yellow... that can't be good. Course looking at what you just blew from your nose aint good either.
posted by Chuck Pierce 11:44 PM 0 comments

 
Well spent most of the afternoon on the phone and on the comp helping some close friend fuck up their relationship. It is so nice when I can be a help. The ngf spent the day with me here, I was gonna go spend the night with her but I feel like crap so I scraped that idea. Of course she is borrowing my car while hers is in the shop, not aprob at all cept the xgf saw her.. Sigh that made life interesting for a few mins. But she will get over it, we bought the car together but I have made all the payments so she can get stuffed. Everyday i get a bit more sure that I can tell her goodbye. Sigh I feel like crap have I mentioned that? Ok well no sleep last night so gonna try tonite. bet I wont, but oh well.
posted by Chuck Pierce 8:57 PM 4 comments

 
Well I feel like dog crap today. Caught a cold and I am just not a happy camper. Plus all hell is breaking loose. Sigh More later.
posted by Chuck Pierce 5:43 PM 0 comments

 
Chucks law # 123
Never attempt to take a piss while brushing your teeth when you are drunk. God damn it now I have to mop the floor drunk tooo
posted by Chuck Pierce 12:46 AM 0 comments

Saturday, July 28, 2001

 
I think the olives were bad cause i fell like shit
posted by Chuck Pierce 11:58 PM 0 comments

 
Ok this makes no sence.. Didnt go to get laid cause I was so tired.. its now 11:45 Im drunk and gonna be sick and still awake... sigh
wow the olives in my rum and coke were not a good idea
posted by Chuck Pierce 11:48 PM 0 comments

 
Ok no more frigging editing. I don't edit for myself I shouldnt edit for others, I also should STFU about it. But oh well. How do you tell someone that you care deaply for them but you actually never want to see em again? Sigh. I got to deal withthe xgf. I have given her a few weeks of a grace period while she moved and I let her have some fun for the last time.... Hmm actually it wasn't all for her. Sex with the NGF is absolutly amazing dont get me wrong...But there is alot more work involved and all this guessing crap. You know not really sure if they like this or that and so forth and never sure your makeing em enjoy it as much as you do. The good thing about the xgf is you know what is gonna happen and you get a hell of a nice ego boost blowing her mind into next week.. But I agree so don't yell at me, it is destructive, and I have to put a stop to it. Ok got that. But I hope ya all see what I mean, one is a 5 min whang bam thank ya mam, where the parts are all kinda set and we know what works and the other one involves lots of effort and concentration. Sigh. Oh well, I guess if that the least I got to bitch about I should STFU. Huh?
posted by Chuck Pierce 10:28 PM 0 comments

 
Well might I add to myself and anyone else. I do read all comments at least so far.. And frankly you guys/gals crack me up. I have said some things in here that people have no commented on that suprised the hell out of me. I was expecting to be flamed to hell and back. On that note, "Bat out of hell" might be the best love/hate album ever written. If you don't know what I am talking about let me know.. Awesome music...Thank you Hotline for once more keeping me busy.. I am scrounging for soem rare mp3's
posted by Chuck Pierce 9:49 PM 0 comments

 
Well Looks like I might not have to move so soon after all. Ok here it is, when I was homeless (read a few days back) some good freiends let me stay in there apt over their garage. Small but very nice so cool beans. Anyways they are in the proccess of building a new house.. So they are planing on renting the big house and squuzeing in here while they build it.. Welll it is going a bit slower than they thought so I have an other months reprieve. Which is good cause I hate moveing. Sigh. And this place is ok. Not perfect but ok.
posted by Chuck Pierce 8:32 PM 0 comments

 
Well I'll be a fucked up monkey. (thats something the guy I watch says alot)...
Ok this one is just scary.MTV is gonna be 20 soon. Now for those of ya who don't know I am an old geaser, Being born in the 60's,haveing gone to woodstock (inside my mommy) my taste in music is a bit oldfashioned. I don't watch mtv. Never have. But damn if I didn't actually not only watch it for a few hours but enjoy it. I do not know the bands now adays, hell I listen to music called clasic now. My taste in music is all 20 years old, beatles,door,who stuff like that. And toss in some REM and Alanis and thats about it. I do like some of the current stuff, just not much. So WTF whould I bother to watch mtv? Good ?... Well I did for a few hours and actually liked it. Didnt reconise any groups that they talked about but was amused.
posted by Chuck Pierce 8:29 PM 0 comments

 
Well an other days useless energy spent. Had a long weekend and now I am home finally. Don't really know why. The newgf has my car. Hers was acting up and it is not like I needed to go anywhere while working so I let her borrow it. Both her and her son asked me to come spend the night but I said I was to tired.. and I am awlfuly tired, but i think it was more than that. I think I just neede some time alone after a weekend watching someone else. To explain that, on the weekends and some afternoon I help out with a guy who had massive head tramma as a kid. He has been haveing grand mall siezures and needs someone there 24/7 We don't really do crap we are just there if needed. So I sit upstairs in a seperate room and watch tv and read till or if he yells. Boring but tireing... and I get paid for it, so what the hell. Anyways back to the ngf. I think I will spend tomarrow with her and the night over with her, will be only the 2nd time I have "sleept over". A major change to have a 5 year old in the house who has his own problems. But the kids adores me and wants me to come over so I guess it is doable. We are talking about getting an aprtment together, but she can't find on in the town she is in. And to tell the truth I am not sold on the idea, I could slide into where she is now but it is TINY and I think I need some space for a transition like that. The prob of course is that I have to move soon. Sigh. Oh and also she now knows about the BLOG. I dint tell her where and asked her not to search, so I don't think she will. I think I need this as private space till I work through some issues. But I told her what it was about and she wasn't overly please.. but she is completly supportive and damn it the idea is to make this one a perminant gf.. like the wife word. And if you all had any clue how much i have been avoiding that, the fact I am even thinking it says a lot. But I think we need to kill off the exgf (in my head) first. I really hate change, but I guess we got to deal with it. Sigh.
posted by Chuck Pierce 7:24 PM 0 comments

Friday, July 27, 2001

 
Ok folks. I am gone till late Sat night.. So wont be any updates till then. Sorry you will have to be blog free.... Or I will be or something
posted by Chuck Pierce 11:18 AM 0 comments

 
Morning. F the world. I am tired and old this morning, but at least it is a friday. Course I am gonna work from this afternoon straight through to sat night. Sigh. Oh well time to find some underwera that fits and hit the road. The law of avareges says I should find a larger pair today.
posted by Chuck Pierce 7:32 AM 18 comments

Thursday, July 26, 2001

 
Sorry to all who looked earlyer in the day.. they had a melt down and I couldnt publish em till now
posted by Chuck Pierce 7:26 PM 0 comments

 
grr
posted by Chuck Pierce 6:29 PM 0 comments

 
Well Another long ass one for today. But it was on my mind so I thought I would remove it (the mind that is) Tomorrow the ex closes on the house her dad is buying her. Sigh. Time for the ex story.. So go get the popcorn and ladies get the Kleenex out.
We had been together for 11 years. 4 years ago we moved out of our house and started to rent, cause we knew we were going to have to move in with her dad and the time was right. The ex’s sister came down with breast cancer 4-5 years ago, got better got worse and eventually it got into her liver and so forth. It still took her 3 years to die...Painfully I might add. And the ex’s mom died the year they found out... So basically last 6 years have been someones last x-mass, last Thanksgiving and so forth...But this year was her sisters last finally. OK well needless to say she wanted and needed to spend time with her sister, like duh. We lived about 40 mins away from her sister and father. So basically from about November last year she spent 24/7 with them. Now since we only had one car I was stranded in the boonies (we lived way in the woods) but that was FINE. she brought me food and cigs once a week or so and it was fine. CL people will remember I was on alot for a while. I stayed at home with the dogs and cat and once a week or so got to see a human. Fine np. I didn’t say BOO. I was fine with it, it was what she had to do. Ok so her sister finally passes on. Right in here I find out my Dad is dyeing also, but since someone has to stay home and watch the dogs I just stay. So her sister finally dies, and within basically a week we find out her father has macular degeneration so he basically is going blind. Now I have always gotten along great with her father, its just her daughter who hated me.. Anyway, he comes and asks us both to move in with him. Ok we can do that, it was the long term plan so no great shock. His plan is to sell his house in a ritzy place with high taxes and we all move into a new house. So we break our lease, put everything we own in storage, a MAJOR pain I might add, and move in with basically just some clothes cause no point when we are going to put the house on the market. We also spend every weekend with him and the bitch, opps I mean her daughter, looking at houses. Fine. At this point it has been about 3 months since we have slept in the same bed. No worries its what she had to do. SO the day comes and we move in. Or basically I do cause she was already there. Fact I did it all cause she couldn’t leave him, blah blah blah. So we are there ONE night and the bitch calls. She freaks out we are sleeping in the ex’s sisters room. its a 3 bedroom house, dad has one room, bitch has other when she is there (the bitch lives in Boston, 2 hrs away) And I guess tells her grand dad, that if I live there she will never come back. Now she has been a part of this since the beginning, so she knew it was all happening, but she waits till now to freak out. And honest to god, swear on bibles I did NOTHING wrong. Not a peep. So anyway her dad says and this is a quote “ I have decided I want to live with my family, and you and the dogs are not family” Ok fine, so I guess I have to move out. Course this whole time my dad is getting worse and worse, and frankly now I AM pissed off. Her daughter tells the ex it has to be me or her. period. The ex decides that family comes first and I leave with the dogs. 2 days later she decides it was a mistake and she wants the dogs back. Fine, I love the dogs more than life but ok fine. So I let her have the dogs. I then go south and get to hold my Dads hand while he dies of cancer. Anyway the ex by now has changed her mind and wants me back period. And the bitch has decided that since were out of the old house its now ok. But guess what folks, I don’t think its gonna happen. Frankly if my parents pulled crap like that on me I would never talk to them again. So anyway that's the story of why the ex is an ex. worse part is without me she has nothing. Except the dogs who used to be with me 24/7 and now spend 7-8 hrs a day alone. I think I might have her come over tonight and read this and tell her that I think we are done, well I have told her that but kept letting her sleep with me, this time I mean done done.
posted by Chuck Pierce 5:09 PM 0 comments

 
well it is gonna be a long ass weekend as per usuall. So I went out earlyer and rented a few movies. Lets see, The green Mile,Down to earth,Mysterymen,What Lies Beneath. If I remember ill give a report on sunday. I prob will not be able to write much tomarrow if at all, and I know I wont Sat till late at night. Gonna go pull a marathon adultsit spree. It a side job I have been doing.. so Ill get some good rest prob cause all I do is sleep and watch movies. In fact I think Ill go crash and watch one now
posted by Chuck Pierce 4:10 PM 0 comments

 
Hmm you know everyone out there has differnt things they like and all that, but I think that MASH really should go down as one of the best ways to spend 30 mins you can. I KNOW I have seen everyone of them 3-4 time at LEAST. But its like headlights to a deer I just got to have one more. I laugh and I cry, ok well I laugh at least adn I do enjoy. Sigh Poof back to an other 1/2 hour
posted by Chuck Pierce 3:35 PM 0 comments

 
For all of you who play Clanlord.. go look at
http://www.math.auth.gr/~bchr/humor/famous_last_words.txt
Let me just add my fav from the list
859-PC1:"What does it mean when your bio sensor goes red ?"
PC2:"It means you are in a lot of trouble. You should get out of
the armor as quick as possible. Why is yours going red ?"
PC1:"No, yours is !"
PC2:"Oh %&*@ ME"
posted by Chuck Pierce 3:07 PM 0 comments

 
Ok folks Tighten up the belts and strap on the oxygen, were departing normal spheres of discussion. At the moment I would like to touch on the subject of race. Now from the onset let me make it clear, frankly don't care if your blue,purple,green, orange or whatever. But this year I have spent more time in the company of and dealing with people of a dark skin than I really have in most of my life. First down in Virginia and then going to and in New Orleand's. And let me tell ya at one point I think I was the only white guy on the train...and in the county we were going through at the time. And no It didn't bother me per say, but it did amuse the hell out of me. I don’t know if any of my readers are dark, but let me tell, come to Maine and you will know how I felt. Not that we don’t have black people in Maine, I think there are at least 3-4 roaming around. So imagine my surprise when I am supposed to meet a guy who wants to do some work for me, A guy who was referred to me by Jacko, and who you guessed it was black. Now why is this funny you ask? Well cause he didn’t mention it to me. Now I agree he shouldn't have cause it mad no difference at all in the guys ability to do the job. But the part that cracked me up is I had to meet the guy in a parking lot. If that moron Jacko had mentioned the guy was black I wouldn't have been sitting in my car for 20 mins thinking he was late and why the fuck is that black guy staring at me. End result was he finally got out and came over, he got the job, and did a kick ass job. But it would have been faster if Jacko had mentioned that he would be easy to meet in a public place since he would be the only black guy for 50 miles. Anyway It just cracked me right up that I wasted 20 mins cause I had NO clue before hand. So here are my ideas on race, short simple and distilled into one sentence.((( There are no absolutes.))) So frankly I don’t care if the moron media says all black folks in a county have an ave iq of 45 and 6.5 kids.. Come to Maine baby, we got spots in northern Maine where the white folks have an ave iq of 25 and 6.7 kids. It is kinda fun to take someone from NYC or NJ or mega populated places up to northern Maine and plop em in the woods and explain that we are the ONLY people for 50 sq miles. Freaks em right out, I am talking they go NUTS. Black/red/orange/blue skin is a reaction to the external conditions. In other words its frigging nature. Oh and let me amend this, screw people with blue skin, they suck, any moron who can’t remember to take a breath is a looser.
posted by Chuck Pierce 2:59 PM 0 comments

 
I need a new drug. The old games just don't do it for me anymore. Sigh. All the games I see now adays are shootem ups. What ever happened to stratergy. Sigh. BTW on that note.. Damn it I hate people who never invite me on hunts. I know I am not the best player, and I wont do your in character crap. But I usually hold my own, am very generous, and damn it I am usually the first one to head for a resq party if help is needed. But these damn rank whores never invite the people who actually get ranks, hell no its only for their buddies. Sigh. Can ya tell this pisses me off. Hmm that being said I just got my sorry ass resqed after a perticually dumbass moove called going into snaggy getting lost then falling in 5 secs or less. Sigh, and they actually came and got me. Wow, I must be loved by someone.....
posted by Chuck Pierce 12:26 PM 1 comment

 
BTW I just went and looked.. WOW we have had like 100 people vist, and yes Jack you annoying moron those were diff ips. Don't know why but that makes me happy.. LIke to know maybe I am makeingthe world a little bit better/worse.
posted by Chuck Pierce 11:25 AM 1 comment

 
I think this morning we will cover two vaguely similar topics. First one being Tourists, second of course being blue shit.

Damn tourists piss me off. Ok here is a frigging travel advisory, the whole state of Maine has 2 lane roads. Even the highways cept they are 2 lanes on a side.... Well except the first 18 or so miles in Maine that is.. So basically, if your a tourist from say, well almost anywhere else, and you come to Maine. Welcome, now move the fuck over to the slow lane before I shoot out your tires and enslave your children to pick blueberries for the rest of their lives. People from away are just not used to the idea that if they plod along in the fast lane no one can pass em, read up top we only got TWO lanes. And basically I am a nice guy who does not like having to flash my lights, honk, express my frustration with universal signs and so forth, especially when the morons in question are 198 years old. So please, give a thought to the people around you and get the fuck out of my way. Funny note on giving thoughts about other people, and I want comments on this one. Me and my moron friend Jacko had a long (5-10 min) conversation the other night coming back from MWNY about use of blinkers. Now the reason cars have blinkers is to let other people know what your intentions are right? So can someone please explain why the hell I should use them when there is no one on the road? Screw that. You are making the assumption that I can’t remember to use them when I need to.. It allways amuses me to see some moron sitting alone at an intersection with his blinker on. Unless I am impeding your traffic flow or getting in your way then don’t expect to see a blinker from me. I gladly use them when others need to know. But someone 1/4 mile behind me doesn't really frigging care if I get off an exit on the highway or not..... Ok and since were talking about tourists lets segway gracefully to the next subject, Blue shit. Which I might add beats the hell out of green shit. But I digress, here is general gist, eating 2 quarts of blueberry’s in a sitting does weird shit to your insides. And I know this is a tad to much info but Ill swear there was whole ones still in there....And for those of you still interested and want to know, green shit is easy caused I found by eating a whole box of fruit loops in a sitting.How does that old commercial go? taste’s great, less filling..
posted by Chuck Pierce 11:12 AM 2 comments

 
Ahh its raining.. Isn't that just special. Time to head off to work for a few hours... Witha spare tire on the car, goddarn it. the aquatread blew up yesterday. Factory default but it was kinda fun. Of course they didn't have one so I got a POS on there till it comes in. And of course today it rains, hasnt in a month... But thats ok, I am gonna be relaxed about things today. Lemmings, think lemmings. (read a few days ago if you missed that one) Sigh no don't bother I was asked to edit a post for someone so I did..and no I am not happy about it.
posted by Chuck Pierce 7:20 AM 0 comments

 
Sigh
posted by Chuck Pierce 4:03 AM 0 comments

 
Being notorious is not better than being fameous, but beats the hell out of obscurity.

I can't sleep. God how I miss my dogs at times. But I did the right thing letting the ex take them. It was not fair to split them up, and I just miss them, she would not be able to function. But my dogs were the one thing that I know I really loved. Sigh. I havnt seen them since april 4th. I hope they don't miss me as much as I miss them. Sigh Ok back to sleep till 4 am when its time to let the dogs out.Sigh. I miss my doggies.
posted by Chuck Pierce 12:22 AM 0 comments

Wednesday, July 25, 2001

 
We can in fact blame tonites rant on my underwear being to tight.Glad you know that now huh?
posted by Chuck Pierce 10:12 PM 0 comments

 
And might I just add to that. If your female and your offended to that.. GOOD, go die will ya? Cause here is a hint, your body was designed to attract the males. If it didn’t the race would die out. Nothing pisses me off more that people who get pissed cause someone says they look nice, Fine go eat frigging ice cream till you weigh 400lb’s and then people wont. You watch your weight, get exercise, wear revealing clothes and then get pissed cause people like it. Well here is a hint, Darwin was right, and please make sure you have no kids before you get around to jumping off a bridge. The sooner the world is rid of complete morons the better. Oh and here is an other one, I am almost this bad at womens lib..Women don’t want everything equal. Or if they do they really are dumb as hell (read above) Equality is stupid. Why settle for equal when you are above that now? Dumb people piss me off... hmm in fact many things do.
posted by Chuck Pierce 10:09 PM 0 comments

 
Ok. Sex. Hmm we can't cover it all but here is a part.. Hm let me do this in claris and pop it back, see if it works better.
We can’t hit it all, or even part, but lets touch one or two spots. Males attraction to women.. Or should I say mine. Ok if your female, there is a very good chance that I am trying to get down your pants. Period, or blouse at least. Exceptions to this are, My mom, anyone who is REALLY ugly (not that many I mean I can always turn off the light), Kids, really old folks. hmm ok that is about it for general exceptions. Now I am not trying to say I am trying very hard or that I really want to get anything, but I just sort of instinctively react that way. And btw those exceptions are pretty absolute. Never had any thoughts about my Mom I can remember, nor do I feel a need too. Don’t understand the attraction some people have to kids. Cute kids are cute, but I don't want to have sex with em, Kids btw is a rough age group. Hmm basically once they look old enough then they are..I think I am too old now to be deflowering 16 year olds, but don’t toss daughters in front of me to find out. But other than that if your female I am probably trying to bang ya. Now this subject comes to mind cause of my landlord, err his wife that is. Who strangely enough I have never hit on I think. They have really been good to me so it could be respect, Or the fact they are so much i n frigging love its sickening... But saw her in a halter top and was like oh nice color. for 48% of the rest of the population it is “rack” appraisal time. I definitely have a breast obsession. And the really amuseing thing is till a few months ago it was big ones. Period no exceptions. But the ex has like sub A’s and ill be damned if I don’t miss em. The new gf has DD’ that kick ass... BUT and this blows me absolutely away, she complains about em being to large.. WOW. Anyway I have now decided to expand my horizons and just appreciate em all. So the end result is I like fems. I don’t have to sleep with em, hell I rarely do, But I do like to try. Someone once said that men cant have women who are friends (movie... 2 pts for getting it) and I do agree with it, cept I can be friends, I just still want to get into there shirt. And frankly I don’t have the same morals that most of the folks do, so it works for me. I think that expecting me to not ever look at a another women is a complete joke. if I don’t notice someone like Takahra walking by then just frigging bury me I am already dead. the subject of “Cheating” will be for an other one, but here is a surprise, sex is fun, sex is free, as long as you are not hurting anyone or catching bad crap then why the fuck not. or wait is that why not fuck....
posted by Chuck Pierce 9:59 PM 14 comments

 
Well god hates me. Downloaded oprea.. and it works but blogger is worse.. much worse. the window is about 1.5 inches by .5 high. And thats even worse than now.. Sigh.Well screw it time for a rant... get ready get set, Rant on baby
posted by Chuck Pierce 9:33 PM 0 comments

 
Damn lagg blows. It is no fun to play when it is slow.. So its 9:15 and hmm did I do everything I was supposed to today? Called my Mommy, paid bills, hmmm well screw it thats all I can remember.Ok time for a rant,but first.., Gos I miss my dogs. Think ill dl opra and see if it works.. sigh nosuch man doesnt know me well enough to allways inclue a url.. I hate looking for crap.
posted by Chuck Pierce 9:19 PM 0 comments

 
Wow, comments from folks.. I am so jazzed. And since it is a well know fact it takes very little to amuse me this is a good thing. Ok gonna play CL for a bit. more museing later.
posted by Chuck Pierce 8:43 PM 0 comments

 
Morons who can't set up web cams should not breed.
posted by Chuck Pierce 12:56 PM 0 comments

 
Underwear one size to small is a pain in the ass. To close a fit to toss, but damn it things get tight. Thought you all should know.
posted by Chuck Pierce 12:00 PM 1 comment

 
Well ok how was that for free association. Yes I am sure I missed things but those were first thoughs. The basic problem is that I really fucking completly absolutly HATE change. get the point? And of course it is terrifing to go from one extream to an other. And #2 has a son, what right do I have to fuck up his life if I cant handle it?
One way is easy one way is hard. The best way for me in the long run is probibly the hard one as usuall. But the other way is just so easy. And tempting let me add. But after 11 years the fact we were not married says alot I think. That I am a slug mostly.
posted by Chuck Pierce 11:51 AM 0 comments

 
Contestant #2. Young enough for kids and wants more. Has a 5 year old son with a few probs. Instant family.Was madly in love with once (15 years ago) Broke my heart when I was young and had one.Goes insane about 3 days a month. Allways got something wrong with her, minor but annoying. Is not a slave, nor would be.Family loves me. Says she loves me, I am working on it. Represents major changes in my life, like a kid around the house. Has been alone for 4 years and can handle it. Is cute but a tiny bit overweight ish. Is wonderfull with her child. At same time mothers him to death. Only child of an only child with an only child. Would mean I might have to get a real job and like work normal hours. Wont let me get away with staying home 24/7. Is a red head.
posted by Chuck Pierce 11:44 AM 13 comments

 
Contestant # 1. To old for children, Tiny bit (ok alot) obsesive compulsive. Has a family who's goal is to fuck my life up. Great sex. Fairly healthy. Very submissive, in that my wishes are all that count. Is madly in love with me and will do just about anything to get me back. Is a very well trained slave. Fits like an old shoe. Has no future with out me. Very easy to live with (11 years plus) but I'm not in love with her. Is willing to blow off her whole family to get me back. She left me once in my time of need. Would let me have my dogs back if we got back together. Puts me in a rut. Family and friends want me to move on. I really hate change. Was part of my life for over 1/3 of it. Basically insane at times. Is not self suffcient.
posted by Chuck Pierce 11:39 AM 6 comments

 
To Nap or not to Nap that is the question, Wether to suffer the slings and arrows of outragous exaustion. Ok well ther is some screwed up shakespear for ya all. If I nap now then I wont be able to later.. Hmm hard choices I have to make. Sigh Talking about choices I do need to figure out where I am going on the Fem issue. Ya know here is a thought that most people never think of, Slavery is a 2 way street. Haveing a slave makes you responsible for the slave.. And its wellfare matters.. Why does this come up you ask? Well here are the basic choices...
posted by Chuck Pierce 11:26 AM 0 comments

 
Yet an other wonderfull day in which to excell in the glorious state of Maine. I knew a guy who used to say that every morning. Never did kill him but I was really tempted. God I hate people with attitudes that are so frigging chearfull. Well did have fun Clanning last night, and then worked this morning for my usuall 3 hrs. Going to go work for a friend this afternoon.. though work is not really what I call it. It is more like getting paid 10$ an hour to sleep and watch tv. And wow I can do that with the best of em. Kinda disapointed on the comments thingy, it works and is cool, but it isnt emailing me when one is posted, and it is not being used.. Ok now I know no one looks here, but still you could pretend too.Worf says the window should wrap around, but I dont think it does.. Netscape is still my browser of choice, I am very conservitive about change.. nope didnt wrap around or should I say scroll. damn it I can't see what I am typeing now, but thats ok I never read it anyways..
posted by Chuck Pierce 11:09 AM 11 comments

Tuesday, July 24, 2001

 
Well its 11:30 ish and time for bed. Yet a nother days wasted energy spent. Night all long live the revolution (choose one- I'm easy)
posted by Chuck Pierce 11:37 PM 0 comments

 
Damn haveing fun on Cl tonite.. I am being way to obnoxious though. Don't kow why I am hitting on the fems, but its getting dumb so I should stop. Was fun to have all the rb's on. I don't feel part of a group very often.. hmm well at least a group not centered around me. And lord knows I have been so quiet in the rb it is scary. Very unlike me, but thats ok.. So ok no more hitting on the fems.. yea right like thats gonna happen. What is with bondage. Lord, I guess I just get enought fullfillment without it. Don't get me wrong what ever makes you happy. But that being said, I guess I am to normal at times. I get enough of a kick out of just being me, hmm remind me to rant on roleplaying
posted by Chuck Pierce 11:01 PM 6 comments

 
I think the basic ? we have yet to esablish is is this a sneeky way to get info to people I want to get info to without saying it to them, or just a place for me to let my mind do its thing. In other words do I have to worry about what I am gonna say on here or do I just BE.Ahh fuck em if they can't handle it, I think ill just be and if other people like this little look into the working of my mind, great if not change the channel. Remember you are all figements of my imagination here to amuse me.. So juggle or something will ya?
posted by Chuck Pierce 7:29 PM 0 comments

 
Well I am geraing up for a marathon CL session. Wooho such fun huh. Havnt really done much today but screw around.But i just really must say, Sitting here under the light of a Lava Lamp and with my flying cow makeing circles over my head, I just have to wonder what would make it better. Hmm ok other than a blowjob.Well don't be offended, there is no point in haveing a place for my mind to wander if I then have to edit my thoughts, or hell even proof read. So deal with typos and general complete and absolute lack of spelling or correct punctuation. I need to figure out how to add links in here. Can't be to hard I would think. The again tooke me 3 days to get em to go in order the way I wanted so......
posted by Chuck Pierce 7:25 PM 0 comments

 
Anyone ever feel they relate stronly with a song? Boston's more than a feeling resonates. God I miss love.. life was so great when it was blind and you were in love with a concept rather than a person. Wow that got deep. But its kinda true, When I was with the ex GF I allways missed the old exgf, who is now the current gf. WOW the scary part is that sentance made sence. But really I was in love withthe love I once felt. The fact we were both 15 years older had NOTHING to do with it. Reality is such a bummer. Not saying I can't love the new gf, fact there is a bit of predespostion there, but all the illusions are gone. sigh, But I can dream of a girl I used to know.....Go boston... And for anyone who doesnt like boston? blow me, they really had some good musac mixed in there..
posted by Chuck Pierce 6:43 PM 0 comments

 
Well sigh the days goes on and on. Think I sold a new webpage today, not that big a deal cept I havnt sold one in a long ass time.. I really am a lazy slug. But god I hate selling crap. I don't feel comfortable unless I know them. HEHEH isn't it funny. I have absolutly NO morals at all. I will sell a POS (Piece of shit) to a friend and thats ok. But I won't to a moron on the st. Well I will, but usually I abuse my friends. I allways make it up to em , and give em good deals on other things, well usually. And I am generous with my cash so it all evens out in the long run. Wow I did spend to much at macworld, hehe funny that the one time i felt I paid to little was with the CL guys. I still think I was light on that pot. But since I paid 30% over the rest of the pots that week I guess its ok.
posted by Chuck Pierce 6:36 PM 0 comments

 
YES YES YES BABY. Ok well I gues the old maxim makes sence. RTFM. of course wait till all else fails. NOw that are actually in order during the day. cool huh. So latest at bottom and so forth. Of course if I had had a brain I would have done that at the begining.. but I didnt.. like thats something new. Now for the new look.. Yes now I am going to delve deaply into the code and really fuck this up now that it is working correctly. To qoute Crnl Smith, "I love it when a plan comes together...."
posted by Chuck Pierce 5:15 PM 0 comments

 
HOT DAMN
Yes thanks to the great help of mr nosuch (www.nosuch.org) (I think) I have got comments to work.. WOOHOOO damn this is going to make sence here soon. Now I just have to make the place look good. Cool Beans
posted by Chuck Pierce 5:07 PM 0 comments

 
This is a guy who basically does have it together, but he really gets completly fucked up at a skirt once in a while. He leans WAY over to the obsesive side unfortunatly. And he is like a druggy in that he gets more destructive till he crashes to rock bottom. I think he is basically a person who needed more love as a child, and is on like this galactic hunt for it. So what to do? I think I am going to go on the theory that the fem in this case might get scared when she gets that much attention and run like hell. So in other words I think I will endevor to keep out of it for a bit. And I should add thats the hard part, cause I really am good at getting into things, just ask the ex gf. Though to be fair last night was 75% her fault. Sigh, still the guilt assosiated there is incredable. Maybe that will be my next big one.
posted by Chuck Pierce 4:18 PM 2 comments

 
My moron partner is doing it again. He is hard on the path of a Lemming practice jump. Ok he met a girl at MWNY, She I have to admit was very nice, but in a married way. Now he is makeing mumbleing noises about coming over to see her for a weekend. Now I know it isnt for the sex, and thats a shame, cause I could understand that... But I have a feeling he is after that elusive L word again. Sigh. Lord knows I am not inside his head, but thats good cause I'll bet there is room to swing a cat at times. He I SWEAR has a built in "Find a relationship that can't work" gene. Or a "Time to fuck up my life" gene. But that being said, WTF knows. Maybe she is his true love, NFL but I guess it could happen. And then we get to the wierd bit. He is basically a private person, So if I give him to much shit, he will just not tell me. But at what point am I betraying our friendship if I let him jump off cliffs to see if he will continue to bounce.
posted by Chuck Pierce 4:07 PM 0 comments

 
wow that wasnt to hard. So now the time is right woohoo.and you can tell I took almost a 4 hr nap. It was actually only like 3 but oh well.ok now for a serious one. Of course if your reading from the top down you just read it.
posted by Chuck Pierce 3:59 PM 0 comments

 
Well I figured out web Funnel, and we have had 14 people look here. Wow. I am almost scared. Talking about scared WTF is up with apple. Itunes almost makes sence.I mean the display window wastes more space than it uses but Ill be damned if I was not only able to play music but also to burn to mp3 a cd with little effort. Wow. I hate it when Apple almost gets something right. hmm the Time is off on these too. Sigh, guesss I shoudl figure that out so you folks will know when I last wrote.. Like anyone really cares. Soon I promise we will get to serious crap.. in theory at least.
posted by Chuck Pierce 3:57 PM 0 comments

 
OK now I am getting interested in how many people are looking here.. SOUND OFF, 1,2,3 ok you can stop. I could of course have you all just email me.. or I could set up comments pages, but no I think it would be much more fun to search for and then spend the whole day learning how to reuse a web stats analizer. Yea sounds liek a better use of my time. Course I could just go take a nap also.. hmm choices choices. Somedays its just hard to be me
posted by Chuck Pierce 11:13 AM 0 comments

 
God damn it I hate it when I am wrong about stuff. Lord knows it's rare, but I blew this one. For YEARS I have been laughing at people for haveing to have AC. I mean this is Maine, we only have like 10 warm days a year.. hehehe Yea right. Its 95 ish again today for about the 30th day this year and I am bakeing. I hate it when the weather does this, you can't really complain cause its so nice. but damn its hot in the car and in my hovel. JUst finished work for the day. Sigh I hate it when I have to put in a full 3 hrs of work.
posted by Chuck Pierce 10:54 AM 47 comments

Monday, July 23, 2001

 
Ok this ended up being like the first post, cause I erased alot of test crap.. So Hi, you have reached the last post. Cool Huh. Please email me if you need an address to send dontations too.Lord knows this should be worth something..

The ex. I need alot more space on here than I can fit on here, but I will give it a good try. We broke up basically because of her daughter. Sad huh. but remember or I should say Know she was 19 years older than me. So.. her daughter was 2 years younger.
And there is no more a black hearted bitch around. She basically ruined her moms life. Sad huh. Not that I am god (well ok I am) but her mom is manic depressive, and the one where you pick stuff up and put em down for hours..And basically makes no cash and was liveing off me. So the ex's Dad.. oh crap. I need more room for this, and more of a mood. Im gonna crank alanis and veg till she gets here.. Poof
posted by Chuck Pierce 10:57 PM 0 comments

 
Other subjects to be coverd. More Women, and why big breasts are not allways a bonus. Death and best ways to do it if ya must. Annoying friends. More women . Ham radio, cause wtf not. My personal abreviations list. Siblings who are a pain. Women who really need strong drugs. hmm and more.
posted by Chuck Pierce 10:52 PM 0 comments

 
Wow on a roll. Its like 110 in my hovel and my fan grenaded. I mean BANG lost a fan blade. Little pieces everywehre.. opps. Oh well the AC does the bed room but not much else. Sigh. NBD since Im getting kicked out of here in a few weeks. More on that to come also. But i think thats it for tonite. Then again you never know.
posted by Chuck Pierce 10:46 PM 0 comments

 
And a big Hi to Conny the so far only person to read this.. Hi Babe..
Women.. Sigh I really need one who lives like in Germany... I like that plan. Fly over, get laid and then go away for a bit. 2 women both madly in love with you at once sucks.. And niether form germany. I also should type slower but screw it. I like typing like this.
posted by Chuck Pierce 10:45 PM 0 comments

 
I have to figure out how to make the edit area bigger.. cause its WAY to small.And I am expect old GF to show up with some stuff for me.. Can I say no this time? hmm ill bet not. Damn it, it really sucks to break up with someone after 11 years and still be haveing good sex.If the sex sucked I would not have minded... More on that to come, trust me. And is it cheating on the new GF if I let the old one in for a few one nighters, knowing they are short lived. Sigh...
posted by Chuck Pierce 10:43 PM 22 comments

 
OK well I think I made it work.. God I suck at this crap. But this should be a fairly cool site.. If i bother to write down all the daily crap I go through. And I probibly will knowing me. The big ? is how honest do I get withthe stuff. Knowing that people I am gonna talk about might read it, do I still tell all? or let them continue on in there delusions. And can I talk worf into giveing me the code for his page.. I like the feedback idea
posted by Chuck Pierce 10:36 PM 0 comments

 
hmm this is getting annoying. But i think its working now.. in theory.
posted by Chuck Pierce 10:30 PM 0 comments

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